Cracked Addict

someone who is addicted to the writings of and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
example 1

guy a: that new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy b: speaking of smurfs, there was this great cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. here let me tell you about it.

guy a leaves

example 2

guy a: man led zeppelin is so original. i could listen to them all day.

guy b: actually cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and led zeppelin was number 2 on that list. they’re total hacks.

guy a: dude you’re such a cracked addict

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