Cracked Glass

– phrasal expression

1. gl-ss is cracked
cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical “gl-ss-half-empty-or-half-full”, positing that it matters not “whether the gl-ss is half empty or half full” as the gl-ss is “cracked” and therefor pr-ne to “leaking”. (i.e. pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).

– noun

2. failure; cynic (person)

3. impossible situation or cause (action)
1. “i think the gl-ss is cracked on this one, guys .”

2. “don’t even bother. she’s a cracked gl-ss.”

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