Cracker Whiskers


cracker whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.
hey man, check out cracker whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise…

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