Crad Stick
a piece of tissue or toilet roll that has been dampened with tap water and formed into a sausage shape. this implement is placed between the b-ttocks to sooth the pain of chef’s -rs-.
“hey, something just fell out of your pants.”, “oh yea, don’t worry, it’s just my crad stick.”
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