the most amazing man on the planet. he has a heart of gold and an amazing smile, even though he doesn’t think so. he has the uncanny ability to make you smile and laugh. he will do anything for the people he cares about. although he is very stubborn and has a manly exterior, he has a sensitive side. he’s gorgeous without a doubt. he is extremely hard working, but knows how to have fun and let out his inner child. whoever marries him will be the luckiest girl in the world.
guy- i love you…
girl- i love you too!
guy- …will you marry me?
girl- i couldn’t imagine my life without you craigorey.
its a combination of a lightshow and a handjob. done primarily under the influence; preferably while rolling giver:u wanna lightjob? taker:h-ll yeah 5 min later taker: that was the greatest light job ever!!! giver: yeah but now my gloves are all wet
a dead or severly wounded children’s entertainer (usally a clown) atop a dining table. flageeli (plural form) are most often radom events during religious festivals. from flagol the gnome from the novel ‘a tale of 32 urban zones: the german susage dog story’ no flagle before it, nor any hereafter could surp-ss the splender of […]
the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration cr-perbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once
being real sh-tty. boy that movie was a bunch of horse sh-t, the s-x scenes were ok, but it ended really cr-ppily. to do something badly/somthing done badly this car was built cr-ppily
- Freddy Mercury
incredible singer, powerful stage performance. he was the lead singer of the british band queen. he was born in zanzibar in 1946, and p-ssed away of aids on nov. 24, 1991. freddy mercury, wow. ledgend of rock and lead sing of the the god-like band queen. possibly the greatest singer/songwriter ever. see also jesus queen […]