Crank Banger


1. (noun) a promiscuous man who prefers s-x with less attractive s-xual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.
ex. 1. “did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger.”

ex. 2. “check out those chicks that just walked in. i call the ugly one,” said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

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