Crap Attacked
when you are sitting in cl-ss and have to take a monster sh-t to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. it requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your -sshole.
while bella was sitting in cl-ss, she felt like she was being cr-p attacked and rushed to the bathroom. as soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
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