crap nap

when you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.
where’s charlie?

he was out all night so i think he’s in the handicapped stall having a cr-p nap.
the ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. a short nap in the bathroom stall.
man1: “i have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because i fell asleep in the stall”.
man2: “dude, you were taking a cr-p nap!”
when you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.
after lunch, i took a 20-minute cr-pnap. boy, was that refreshing!
when your cr-p is so strenuous and epic it’s a must to nap afterwards. giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.
you – you look refreshed!
me – thank you katie, i just took a cr-p nap!
you – what’s a cr-p nap?
me – well katie, i had to use so much force to dispose of my t-rd i was wiped out afterwards. which as result of the force involved, i needed to take a good old fashion cr-p nap to bounce back.
n. 1. what women call a sh-tnap. see also sh-tnap.
garden club member #1: “agnes, you’re walking mighty funny this afternoon.”
garden club member #2: “oh maxine, i took a cr-pnap before the meeting, and overslept.”