Crap-o-Lantern


when one cr-ps in a jack-o-lantern. this usually takes place on halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.
john: (after cr-pping in a jack-o-lantern) “enjoy your cr-p-o-lantern!”
a jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone’s front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by p-ssers-by sometime around the hallowe’en season. this prank was notably featured on robot chicken, but has been performed in various other circ-mstances. more than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a cr-p-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane hallowe’en pranks in existence.
honey, i just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a cr-p-o-lantern.
cr-ppy halloween decoration
hey, where did you get that cr-polantern?
pumpkin shaped cr-p that comes out around halloween time
hey, check out the cr-p o lanterns this year!!!

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