Crap rod


a rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens -n-s and is now covered in cr-p.
wayne: wtf is that smell?
josh: idk maybe its that cr-p rod next to you.
mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet
1) a lousy good for nothing louse. lazy, will often make a mess and leave for others to clean up such as at home or the workplace

2) an unreliable person who you can only count on to be a real douche bag.
1)that cr-prod db left early and now i have to finish the work he didnt do.. again.

2) dont invite that cr-prod, he always orders more than he can pay for.

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