Cream Chipped Queef
noun
1. when a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
“i thought it might not be such a good idea to have s-x with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but i was h-rny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway.”
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