craptivity


an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.
jimothy: what’s your favorite cr-ptivity? mine is chatting online.

doyle: … i usually just cr-p…
2 more definitions
a cr-ppy activity, or an acitivity that actually involves cr-p.
“hey, man, when i was cleaning out my loft last weekend, i found these fossilized twizzlers under my bed. that was such a cr-ptivity.”
the act of p-ssing the time on the cr-pper by partic-p-ting in a small, fun activity.

you may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a cr-ptivity

don’t forget to wash your hands, after every cr-ptivity!
chris b. always likes to p-ss time on the can with a cr-ptivity, but not necessarily with sh-turbating

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