crapwagon
1) inferior vehicles piloted at indy racing league races.
2) a vehicle that permit only left turns.
3) of or pertaining to the indy racing league
cr-pwagons are by far the poorest quality racecars worldwide.
a piece of sh-t car that your granny could drive.
“i’m not gonna drive one of those cr-pwagons!”
1: an event or thing that is unpleasant or has unpleasant consequences.
2: an exclamation made in the event that something unpleasant or disingenuous occurs.
holy cr-p wagon! he keyed my f—ing car!
a term used to accurately describe the panoz dp01 car used by an obscure insignificant club racing series funded by its owners known as the champ car world series. said car frequently broke down, suffered from fuel leaks, and injured paul tracy when it barely tapped a wall at only 30 mph. so destructive were these cars that the series went bankrupt within a year and teams had to be given cars and money to be able to continue racing. only one such machine is known to be in running order.
a small, annoying band of m-s-ch-stic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.
at cleveland in 2007, paul tracy’s cr-pwagon flew over sebastien bourdais’ similar cr-pwagon. tracy punted another car and went on to win.
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