a friend whose only redeeming quality involves possessing a comfortable bed or couch to sleep on after a long night of drinking. typically found within walking distance of preferred bars and clubs.
casey is such a d-ck, but he’s a great crash piece every time i get too drunk drive.
- mama deuce
mother, mom, or mommy mama deuce will be mad if i break curfew.
- j*z dumpster
a person who has many races j-zz stored in between toes, teeth, and pubic hairs. me, my spanish, black, and asians friends all j-zzed on this b-tch, that d-mn j-z dumpster wh-r-.
someone who jizes (c-ms) on someone else. i hear that he is a real jizler especially on thursdays
a j-zzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and j-zz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party. oh-no! i forgot to make the j-zzintines for to night!!!!
essentially, the act of giving an ejaculatory facial or pearl necklace, however, the -j-c-l-t- contacts in a manner that is more fine than heavy in nature. the resulting pattern is more elegant, and can be compared to rhinestones, such as in bedazzling or vajazzling. “i pulled out to finish on her br–sts, and i totally […]