Crash piece

a friend whose only redeeming quality involves possessing a comfortable bed or couch to sleep on after a long night of drinking. typically found within walking distance of preferred bars and clubs.
casey is such a d-ck, but he’s a great crash piece every time i get too drunk drive.

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