craven beanus


a small and very rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

also term for a grotty “insect” or person who is a bit of a sk-nk and who is in need of a jolly good wash.
“oooooooh that mandy is a right craven be-n-s”

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