Crazy Shammy
noun
definitions:
1) someone who doesn’t have a bl–dy facking clue and loves talkin’ sh-te.
2) someone who is as rare as f–kin’ horse sh-te and is fackin’ clean off it.
1) “oi you! your on the wrong side off the f–kin’ escalator ya crazy shammy c-nt ye! to h-ll with you, you rotten b—–d! your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)”ahhh what was dat for crazy shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! your f–kin’ out of it like a bag of f–kin’ sh-t lying out in fermanagh !”
2)”aww f–k there’s bolock crazy shammy out again, counting them manky oul friesian’s” what did i tell that oul bastid? she’s no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!”
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