Creamy Caesar
a s-x act in which you have s-x doggy style, right before -rg-sm, stab her in the back and c-m in the hole.
when you’re f-cking and you’re tired of the b-tch, it’s time for a creamy caesar.
the act of receiving a tossed salad while simultaneously getting a reach around.
“she surprised me with a creamy caesar since i thought i was only getting a tossed salad.”
the act of having b-tt s-x and then “blowing your load” in the recivers -ss and then later having them force the c-m out of their -ss and run down thier back side.
ben likes to get creamy caesars from jeff befor he goes to bed so he can sleep easier.
the result of a man’s ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone’s hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.
after she fell asleep- i woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. she had just got her hair done yesterday
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.
thief: gimmee your money foo’, i got a knife!
pedestrian: that’s not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). this is a knife!
thief: and this is a creamy caesar! (stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
creaming (j-zzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a s-xual act.
melvin: “aww man, guess what i did last night to jessica!”
fred: “what did you do?!”
melvin: “i gave her a creamy caesar!”
fred: “s-xy!”
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