creamy cooler


when you c-m on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.

or that g-y sh-t you drink at your friend’s cousin’s fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.
guy 1: ayy lmao i just gave this b-tch a creamy cooler
guy 2: ahh sh-t hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite

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