creature of habit
someone who develops (generally inadvertently) a set pattern of doing the same thing(s) during a certain time period of the day, week etc.
the opposite of someone who is spontaneous or has the ability to exhibit spontaneity.
“my father tended to be a creature of habit, especially during the weekend. for example, every sat-rday morning, for as far back as i can remember, he would walk to the corner store, fetch the paper and read it at the breakfast table for approximately two hours. and every sunday afternoon, without fail, he would take a drive out into the country, rain or shine.”
- That's So Money
a phrase used, largely by those that consider themselves “trendy” or cool”, to describe something they find worthy of admiration. can be used to describe facebook profile pictures and/or magnificent paintings. not used to describe jesus, or john mccain. joshua: -uploads new profile picture- sandy: -comments on photo- that’s so money! joshua: thanks gurrllllllllll sandy: […]
ironically legitimate. implies that the subject is actually laughably full of sh-t, but that there is a reason to keep a straight face and pretend that it is not. fox news defines crumulent journalism today. (note: because the colbert report is satirising legitimacy, it cannot be crumulent, but can only pretend to be crumulent.) 1 […]
- the absolute cheese
used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is … etc … it’s great to describe almost anything actually! 1. no school today? that is the absolute cheese! – lisa 2. omg bush, you are an absolute cheese – dave 3. that has -got to be- the absolute […]
- Culinary Dehydration
the effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated. “dude, last night i tried jamaican food for the first time, and even though that jerk chicken was great, after i got home, i spent the whole night chugging down […]
- Baloney Hustled
when a chubby girl gets you drunk and you wake up in bed next to her in the morning and the room smells of s-x. “last night i was playing pool when shots started showing up from i don’t know who, next thing i know, i wake up in a strange hotel room and there […]