creeping hand
the hand of a heteros-xual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.
j: “honey, not now, i’m really tired.”
m: “mmm, you smell so good baby…”
j: “i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! f-ck!!”
m: “b-tch”
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