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creepster #1

a creepster is a cross between a hipster & a creep or just a creepy person in general.

creepsters think they are hip & cool, but, in reality, they are really creepy & give off a molester/rapist, s-x- fiend vibe.

many times, creepsters are sociopathic (they socially prey on people) & have fake charming voices (see worm tongue).

the male creepsters, many times, sport sp-rs- goatees or beards and usually wear sungl-sses & are physically fit, so that they can get laid more often.

many of the females usually are tatted and are “betty page” look alikes & wannabees that have leopard skin clothing fetishes.

creepsters are always looking to be admired and to get laid. they will constantly brag about how great they are, while ripping other people apart to make them look good.

some common examples of creepsters (see more detailed list on urban dictionary)
1. all middle-aged men who try to have s-x with teenagers by acting cool through the use of drugs, materialism, music or literature. this includes most college professors, many high school teachers, some step-fathers & recreational church leaders.
2. guys or women who “come on” to your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend at church.
3. many guys who have mail-order/trophy wives half their age out of eastern europe.
4. married men who come on to you while they are bringing their children to school, day care, church or the ymca. (see more detailed lists of creepsters on urban dictionary).
look at that guy with the goatee beard hitting on my wife at church of all places. what a creepster.
a guy who girls think is really creepy
acts really awkward around girls
one who waits for the drunkest girls at the end of a party to hit on
andy blacker is the definition of a creepster
creepster definition #2

a creepster is a cross between a hipster & a creep (see creepster #1).

a more detailed list of common creepsters
1. woman who hang their cleavage in your husband’s or significant other’s face at parties and other social events.

2. guys with goatee beards who play with b-lls while telling you how great they are on your first date.
3. all “betty page” look -alikes.
4. guys who tell you how great they are at kung fu, so they try to impress you to take them to bed.
5. self-absorbed, bored-house-wives who wear “jackie-o” dark sun gl-sses who tell you how worthless their husbands are, while the husbands are completely supporting them financially, while their wives are trying to get you to f-ck them.

6. all swingers.
7. white women who dig black guys or guys half their age.
8. guys or women who “come on” to your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend at church.
9. women who shave their eyebrows and have them tattooed on.
10. flashy men who like fast sport cars and cheat on their wives.
11. women who sneak out on their significant other to have s-x in a car with someone else when they are supposed to be out grocery shopping or buying clothes.
12. guys who share lollipops with each other.
13. lesbian gym teachers who want you to come over to their house after school, so that they can comb your hair.
14. guys who wear cowboy boots and/or have ponytails.
15. many guys who have mail-order/trophy wives half their age.
16. all adulterers.
i wish that creepster would stop hanging her t-ts in my husband’s face at our daughter’s birthday party.
1)a person who advances on a 15 year old.

2)a girl who doesn’t get her eyebrows done/shave her upper lip.

3)a guy who sniffs your hair from behind.

4)lesbian gym teachers.

5)guys with leg tattoos.

6)a guy who steals your underwear and wears them.

7)carrot tops.

8)guys who wear cowboy boots and/or have ponytails.

9)hot topic employees.

10)guys who share lollipops with other guys.

11)guys who have their b-lls as their aim icons.
pee wee herman is a f-cking creepster.
a weird man one may know or not know and he gives off a strong rapist/molester vibe. his presence just makes a person extremely uncomfortable.
mr. johnson the physics teacher keeps calling me honey and sweetheart during cl-ss. today he asked me if i had a boyfriend. d-mn creepster!
a cross between a creepy man and a hipster. he usually tries to get into your pants while crying about how original he is. creepsters always have a sp-rs- mustache or thick beard, and have dreams about being a rockstar. a creepster might try to hide his adoration toward edward cullen with many anti-twilight posters that host s-xy pictues of robert pattinson. hipster girls are inexplicably attracted to him, if only ironically.
1. ellen: “oh my gosh! i went out with this total creepster last night!”

jackie: “oh, ya? how did it go?”

ellen: “he rubbed his beard on my face while he read ‘the catcher in the rye.'”
a creepster is a someone who gives off a creepy presence (see creepster definitions #1 & #2).

a more detailed list of common creepsters #3
21. tattooed single parent mothers who bring home lots of men to have s-x with, while their kids watch.
22. people who wear lots of heavy gold jewelry to show off & to give them a heavier sense of self-worth.
23. mothers who tell their married daughters that affairs will “spice up” their marriages.
24. drunk fathers who have s-x with their daughters and/or step daughters.
25. most women that wear leopard skin inspired clothing & dark sungl-sses.
26. fathers who take their teenage sons to bordellos/wh-r- houses to s-xually “break them in” and to “make men out of them.”
27. all cougars: old vain women who need to have s-x with men young enough to be their sons.
28. married people that tint their car windows dark so that they can have s-xual affairs with people they meet at “back to school” night and at work.
29. mothers who s-xually flirt with their teenage son’s friends.

30. drunk or mentally unstable in-laws who offer to give you oral s-x “on the side” at family get togethers, while your children are in the other room.
31. old sl-t mother-in-laws who try to undermine your marriage, so that their children will end up divorced & as miserable as themselves.
32. spouses who make a game of bringing around their sleazy lovers during the holidays and act like nothing is wrong.
that guy at church with the goatee beard and russian “mail-order bride” “half his age” who “hits on” everyone is one heavy creepster.