crethiopian


crazy or otherwise psychologically challenged east african; typically an immigrant to the u.s.a.; won’t take your fare on a freezing winter’s night if you’re leaving a christian holiday party and have a had a few alcoholic drinks; antonymous to the ethiomerican, his similarly immigrated brother who needs money to keep his electricity on this winter, more than 72 virgins at death, and would gladly take a drunk p-ssenger, a p-ssenger with a dog, or a drunk dog as a fare.
i came out of the christmas party, hailed a cab, and as soon as the crethiopian driver smelled the glenlivet on my breath, he ordered me to exit his cab and find another.

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