Crime scene orgasm
the moment after an intensely great -rg-sm when you are stuck in a position that resembles a chalk outline of a body at a crime scene.
lexxi: i gave michael the most insane bj last night. he didn’t move for 5 minutes!
amy: crime scene -rg-sm?
lexxi: oh yea!
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