the act of stealing a certain style, look,phrase, but not physically stealing
-all them otha rappers be crimpin my style
– posers are all crimpin those gangster looks
-“you’re so fat that you’re askin fo’ thirds, trendy–ss wigs be a crimpin’ my words”
ridiculously sick, awesome, legit, tight, etc. generally used to describe something that is the absolute best.
harry potter is the most crimpin series ever.
a cripple that excels in the art of pimping. this trait is usually found in an individual with no use of their legs, loud and rowdy att-tude, and always surrounded by a group of followers.
everyone knows gardner, that kid is straight crimpin.
when you sleep with your brothers girlfriend without him knowing.
man you better stop crimpin on me, but i aint mad at ya she is fine.
to look, feel, and be hott and s-xy. a feature of a person that looks really good, such as their hair, face, clothes.
d-mnn, her body is crimpin!
- Crink Scpae
unexplained substance encrusted to the surface on which one stands. what is this crink scpae?
the act of submitting one’s p-n-s with the infamous ju jitsu technique known as “omoplata”. this is also comedian and ufc commentator joe rogan’s favorite s-xual position. kage: demonstrates the omoplata this is a ju jitsu move! chochie: takes off clothes i’m going to try it on you now. kage: that’s not my arm…. joe […]
f— my keyboard in da b-tt: used when your keyboard is acting so r-t-rded. it’s pretty much a longer version of fmk which is f— my keyboard. (msn) guy#1: “hey ____, hows it going?” guy #2:” askfkusadcalsdbvkajsdbvajkdvcaksdj abb guy #1:”what?: guy #2 (to himself): fmkidb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Limp Dick Bitch
when you’re friend, “kyle” has an episode of impotence, later on followed by him acquiring irritable bowel syndrome. leaving him a “limp d-cked b-tch” haha, look at that limp d-cked b-tch, he couldn’t bone jello.
a male h-m-s-xual with a 1980’s poofed out, mullet-based hair style. due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion f-gs could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don’ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion. see that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? his hair is huge! what a lionf-g!