Crimson Gauntlet


wow guild, situated on defias brotherhood (eu). the lesbo crew managing the guild always makes sure their p-ss-es never run out of sand.

the phrase is consequently used to describe a situation where h-ll would be a preferred place to be.
“man, it feels like i’m in the crimson gauntlet”
“tough luck, dude”
a bunch of c-nthooks.
dude 1: hey, i got invited to crimson gauntlet.
dude 2: unlucky,they are c-nthooks.
when you’re dancing with a chick and she’s on her period, you look down to see blood on your pants. that’s when you reach down into her panties, grab a fistful of blood and slap her across her face.
that b-tch freakin’ me was on her rag, so i had to serve her up the ole’ crimson gauntlet..

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