Crimson Tiding


the act of rubbing one’s exposed t-st-cl-s all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.

a true crimson tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.
alabama alumnus was is caught on video ‘crimson tiding’ an individual who was p-ssed or potentially dead in a bourbon street restaurant.

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