Crippling shark
whilst going down on a girl, usually a one night stand, not a girlfriend, you proceed to bite down on the inside of her v-g-n-, and never let go. it is customary to thrash your head back and forth as you do this, as a shark would do with it’s prey.
girl 1: oh, sh-t! why’s your vag bleeding so bad sweetie?
girl 2: this f-cker gave me a crippling shark last night.
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