criptachronicutalite


a very potent weed. often used by potheads, etc.
“this sh-t right here n-gg-, this sh-t right here n-gg-, right here this sh-t n-gg-, this sh-t here n-gg-, sh-t’s called criptachronicutalite n-gg-!”

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