Crisler
a man that makes all other men seem like worthless -ssholes. he has a big heart, but an even bigger d-ck. a pure romantic, that makes all the girls sigh. a trustworthy individual.
i wish my boyfriend paid attention to me, i wish he was a crisler!
my man doesn’t satisfy me physically or emotionally, he is so not a crisler.
d-mn girl i’m h-rny. let’s go look for a crisler!
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