Criston


see mr. amazing.
“wait, is that criston running down the road?”
“i think so…i heard he beat forrest gump in a foot race.”

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    a grown man,-ssumingly around the ages of 50-70, who lives in your woods and find little animals and gives them a quick smell and gets off to it hey man, i think i saw the crittersniffer last night with a racc–n. that crittersniffer sure is my vote for congressman.

  • crowberry

    a gross deformation of the face, when during adolescense and p-b-rty, the male develops very strawberry and crow-like face appearances. this is markedly more noticeable when large black head pimples appear all over the face. also causes a gross deformation of nose and skin colour. ilan: “hey you look really ugly today” crowberry: “ouch”

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    when groups of friends try to involve other friends to make a joke about someone. crowdboy1:hari, don’t you think sam’s gay crowdboy2:yerrr both:hahhahahaha

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    combinination of cry and eye-roll. an expression used when one is both touched and disgusted/exasperated at human-interest schmaltz. i couldn’t help but cry-roll at the story of millions of dollars being raised for charity in honor of a dead 9-year-old girl’s wish.

  • CSJD Syndrome

    “case of steve job’s death” meaning after a traumatic event occurs everything you were successful at goes to ruin. ex. me: d-mn my homeboy has a bad case of csjd bad! stranger: what?? me: csjd syndrome


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