critical mess

when world/political/environmental/personal events reach the threshold of their limits with seemingly little hope of of rectification.
two wars, bp environmental apocalypse, politicians refusing to work towards a remedy in favor of political grandstanding, crazy weather everywhere and my car has a flat tire and won’t start. i think we’ve reached critical mess…

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