Crocheting
really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
in a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging c-ntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.
good times!
person 1:”what did you work on at crocheting group???”
person 2:”a desert plate!”
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