crocodile tears


to pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. the idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.
you see that b-tch jasmine trias on american idol last night with those crocodile tears?
fake crying, fake tears
your crocodile tears can’t fool me. i know what your up to.
fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it’s the appropriate thing to do
she didn’t care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.
a false display of emotion.
her upset was just crocodile tears. she really didn’t care.

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