a name used by geeks to refer to marijuana. it is a variation of cronic, but shortened to take on the name of the unix scheduling utility. see also crontab and cron job.
verb – to do something excessively and/or chronically (especially video games)
noun – one who does something to excess and/or chronically (especially video games)
verb – “hey rob, what’d you do last night?”
“i cronned call of duty 4 for 5 hours.”
noun – “dude,i played wow for 80 hours this week.”
“ruffle, you’re a cron.”
cron- an omnipresent being whos knowledge is unquestionable and power is all encomp-ssing. the cron is a master of wheat avoidance, listener of reggae, enjoyer of cider and buyer of cat food. crons word is final.
it is said there are only 3 main enemies of cron;
zonya: the uneducated styler of hair from the realm of blackburn.
sheltem: the encroacher of cron, he plans to eventually throw cron into the sun.
statistical -n-lysis: the bain of crons existence.
the cron is a rarely seen being as it is said she sleeps well into the afternoon and rarely rises from this extreme slumber.
person 1. “gr-ss is green”
the cron. “no gr-ss is purple!”
person 1. “what are you on about?”
the cron. ” the crons word is final!”
person 1. “oh yeah it is purple!”
person 2. “here have some of this sandwhich.”
the cron. “no that contains wheat!”
person 2. “you truly are a master of wheat avoidance!”
the cron.”i’ll take this cat food please.”
shopkeeper.” there you go.”
the cron.”thank you.”
noun and or adjective/adverb- cron or chron anything that is hip, cool, kind, or interesting and can be used in a variety of circ-mstances and has transcended from its original meaning to be a noun verb or used to describe or define almost anything good.
“thats a cron game man.”
“wow now thats some cron right there.” referring to anything good could be weed, food, carpeting, a ring, a jacket etc.
“i love you your so crontastic” used to start a adjective to increase it’s meaning to higher level.
“i never knew about that, that’s pretty cron” used in place of another describing word for good, kind, hip etc.
“id really like to know what’s cron right about now i’m bored sh-tless” and used as a noun to mean whats “the deal”.
1. a basketball club whose name is an acronym for “come ready or never start”
2. a name designated by the teriyaki house when they cannot understand your seemingly simple name.
teriyaki house: what is your name?
teriyaki house: ok, your name crons from now on.
some anonymous person: yo colin, come over here.
omid: dude, his name is crons. say it right, b-tch.
colin: fo sho, thats how i roll, ain’t that right cobin?
omid: d-mn straight son, lets get some food.
the meaning of something that is really greator sweet. derives from the cronic.
“ohh my god, that’s cron”
to squeeze a woman’s b–b until it explodes into a bl–dy/and/or milky mess.
chick – i’m so sore from last night
chick 2 – why?
chick – my boyfriend gave me a cron.
the act of going thru a green light and blocking the intersection cuz the traffic at the next light up is not moving. your light turns red and the traffic merging on cannot go cuz your dumb-ss is blocking the intersection. omg! that dude is totally crossblocking and i missed my green!
friend of cryoftheplanet. plays electric guitar and guitar hero. often brags about cryoftheplanet and wishes he was as good as him at guitar hero. also obsessed with adding “rofl” to random words and says “lol kk” too much. 1) roflbiscuit!! 2) add rofl to a song from guitar hero, like “rofl me home” 3) lol […]
the couple cristina/owen from the fictional hit drama, grey’s anatomy. the couple deals with ptsd and abortion, also the fact that a woman may or may not want to have children. the characters are portrayed by sandra oh (cristina yang) and kevin mckidd (owen hunt). crowen quote: if you want to appease me, compliment my […]
v. 1. the act of cr-pping and puking simultaneously pete could not sleep with some sk-nk because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed. the evolution of music www.mysp-ce.com/crukaz cruke is amazing
and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off. “ay, i just got hit on by a crunchdonkey.” “look at that head, that b-tch is a double […]