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• gammied

  to receive a sloppy, wet bl-w j-b from an old woman. preferably one that can pop out the dentures for a hot gummy. braaaaahhh. i got gammied at your grandma’s house last night. she baked me some cookies then gummed the h-ll out of my thin jimmy.

• spark a woody

  means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood. spark a woody get a buzz like lightyear

• tokyo twister

  when you smear soy sauce on the guys p-n-s and then a girl rides you and then you spin her around ahfaz and juan did a tokyo twister in the bathroom.

• peterborough threesome

  sober, drunk, or high – or all – you convince a relative, extended or immediate, to have a threesome. last night was a complete blur, i woke with my girlfriend and uncle in bed , i think i had a peterborough threesome.

• battri

  (verb) – the act of forcefully inserting 2 batteries into the males r-ct-m and then proceeding to connect electrodes to a vibrator in the females v-g-n- and/or -n-s. male 1: brodi, guess what i did last night? male 2: what??? male 1: i totally battri’d a girl last night. she -rg-smed so hard the batteries […]

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