croquet
possibly the most kick–ss game ever created. if you do not agree, then you are wrong.
jdb: man, croquet kicks so much -ss.
loser: shut the h-ll up, man. croquet sucks b-lls.
ssk: f-ck you, b-tch. croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit sh-t with big–ss mallets.
loser: d-mn, i guess i’m wrong.
an excuse for college students to dress preppy and drink beer.
croquet is the sh-t!
a term used to describe several people engaged in oral s-x; i.e. one female going down on a number of males in one location.
let’s go play croquet
once played by hardy youngsters to prove who could sustain such a terribly dull pastime longer than the other as part of some sort of sick compet-tion. now played by ill-knowledged persons who know nothing of real sports. the height of croquet came about around the end of the 19th century but died soon after it was banned from the olympics for being so horrendously boring and stupid. vestiges of this game are commonly found hidden under a bunch of cr-p in the corner of your grandpa’s garage or a hundred feet deep within a landfill.
croquet is not a sport, croquet is just some old game that no one cares about anymore. oh yeah, and croquet sucks!
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