crotch buddy
a fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy’s scr-t-m.
remind your buddy publicly that he is your “crotch buddy.” remind him in front of girls.
the crotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scr-t-m.
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