Epiclaw


when a forum reaches epic proportions due to a person or persons breaking the law and is subsequently caught for his/her actions, that person(s) has reached epiclaw status.

epic (thread) + law (don’t mess with it) = epiclaw (screwed)

spelling variations may vary: epi-claw; epi claw; epiclawed; epiclaw’d; etc.

superman: you check out that thread on beyond’s forum? stupid–ss lobster boy reached epiclaw status!

batman: serves his punk–ss right! i’d hate to be epiclaw’d. enjoy jail sucka!
when a forum reaches epic proportions due to a person or persons breaking the law and is subsequently caught for his/her actions, that person(s) has reached epiclaw status.

epic (thread) + law (don’t mess with it) = epiclaw (screwed)

spelling variations may vary: epi-claw; epi claw epiclawed; epiclaw’d; etc.

superman: you check out that thread on beyond.ca? stupid–ss lobster boy reached epiclaw status!

batman: serves his punk–ss right! i’d hate to be epiclaw’d. enjoy jail sucka!

when a forum reaches epic proportions due to a person or persons breaking the law and is subsequently caught for his/her actions, that person(s) has reached epiclaw status.

epic (thread) + law (don’t mess with it) = epiclaw (screwed)

spelling variations may vary: epi-claw; epi claw; epiclawed; epiclaw’d; etc.

superman: you check out that thread on beyond.ca? stupid–ss lobster boy reached epiclaw status!

batman: serves his punk–ss right! i’d hate to be epiclaw’d. enjoy jail sucka!

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