crotch buster
a dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.
term was originally used by will ferrel in man vs wild will ferrel special.
objects used to surprise s-x a victim is not a crotch buster.
person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). the person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.
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