Crotch Dialing
the opposite of b-tt dialing. instead of using your b-tt to dial someone’s number you accidently dial someone’s number with your p-n-s.
guy #1:”dude, you just b-tt dialed me.”
guy #2:”dude, my phone’s in my front pocket!!”
guy#1: thanks for crotch dialing me!!
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