Crotch Face
ex. 1 – a crotch face is a person born with a strange physical r-t-rdation. in this case, their genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
these are the only r-t-rds you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
ex. 2 – a general insult for a person being a d-ck. can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
see also d-ckhead,-rs- face
gay-ss: hey your d-ck is so small you need a microscope.
other guy: at least im not a crotch face like you
(noun) the location on one’s body that can be specified as between the crotch and face.
(verb) to occupy the crotchface
guy#1: check out that drunk girl crotchfacing that guy!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is all up in his crotchface!
some one with a head in place of their genitals.
kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?
drew: no, why?
kevin: the people in the video all have crotch faces!
drew: wtf is a crotch face?
kevin: gotta watch the video bro
what my best friend calls her husbands face when he doesnt shave. when a mans mouth resembles a v-g-n- fighting its way thru all the hair.
“don’t even think of getting near me with that nasty -ss crotchface! go shave that sh-t! if i wanted to make out with a v-g-n-,i sure as sh-t wouldnt be married to you!” she said to him.
one whose face was just in or looks as if it was in a crotch. more specifically, one who has just given head.
“you’re such a crotchface, lindsay!”
a saying that can be used to discribe someone you may not like…
you are a nasty “crotch face”
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