Crotchoritis
the bizarre condition of when someone, like an actor or a singer, is on stage and (not knowing what to do with them) has their hands always drifting towards or placed at the crotch region.
emma: i missed bobby’s solo in choir, how was it?
jane: the singing was ok, but as far the overall performance goes, he had some seriously distracting crotchoritis!
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