Crotch Lobster
little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one’s pubic region, aka crabs
ohhhh nellie, i gotta shave my hairy b-lls because they are infested with crotch lobsters
one who at first sight of a male’s genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.
musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed anson’s privates yesterday.
the dong of someone with red hair and p-b-s.
morgan: i heard that while dylan was in taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.
also known as crabs, the itch, anybody got a razor?
f-ckin tijuana!!! i got crotch lobsters!!!
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