crotch maw
n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the v-g-n-, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with s-xualized intent
i was perfectly happy to make friends but i guess my crotch maw just wasn’t wide open enough for him.
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