crotch potatoe


1. a potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. a lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. “yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. “my girl is such a crotch potatoe.”

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