crotchless chaps


leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the s-xual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.
man! i really wish i was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

dude! i have to take a really big sh-t! where the h-ll are my crotchless chaps?!

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