crowbar

the star of valve’s popular half-life series.
the finest in headcrab removal since 1997!
the most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2×4’s, and trying to kill g-man. first acquired weapon in half-life 1 and 2. not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as gordon freeman.
(talking about crowbar)
barney:”oh yeah, and i think you dropped this back at black mesa… good luck!”
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gordon freeman, thinking to himself:
i’ma bust some xen sh– up in here wif my 22… inch crowbar.
a metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.

it’s a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.

it also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can’t.
hey! i need a crowbar to open this door.
half-life’s most useful weapon is the crowbar.
some dumb-ss broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before i shot him.
verb: to insert your arm between a man’s legs from behind, reach up, and slap him in the stomach, around the bellyb-tton.

this process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.
“did you see jay crowbar derek last night?”
a bad-ss band of fat guys from new orleans, la.

f-ckin’ crowbar kicks -ss! or crowbar looks like a bunch of p-ssed off fat dudes!
to try and burrow your way in to the fun and failing miserably.
“we were singing n’sync kareoke, and simon tried to crowbar his way in. what a f-g”
pulling the p-n-s upward (while in missionary position) when its only about 1/3rd in, opening the v-g-n- length wise.
last night when i was f-cking this chick i crowbarred her and pushed two fingers in under my d-ck