cruck
a car/pick-up truck exemplified by the el camino.
why the h-ll did they buy that cruck?
1. to be yelled at
2. to be in a dramatic scene that you would not want to be in.
1. you are sitting in cl-ss and someone starts yelling at you
you would say why r u crucking on me.
2. mom ask you how your day went you would say my cl-ssmate was crucking on the teacher for no reason
short for craigslist f-ck.
when you meet up for a random cheap hookup off craigslist, and end up lying next to a naked, hot n sweaty 50 year old, 250 pound toothless trailer park chick.
dude i hope i didn’t get aids from that cruck last night
man, i was h-rny yesterday, so i went on the computer, next thing i know im gettin crucked.
a car that has truck like qualities; a truck that has been half eaten by a car.
truck-car.
car-truck…
cruck.
man that subaru baja sport is quite the cruck! word!
cruck is a more extreme form of the word crunk
most people don’t use it because they aren’t cool enough.
matt wishes he was as cruck as alex, but he’s not.
crazy luck a conjunction of the two words, inspired by from crunk or crazy drunk
man, that guy always wins he’s got cruck!
hurr durr, i’m a worthless piece of sh-t that can’t even spell baja right. don’t even mention that i probably drive a neon or something american and i enjoy paying for repairs that shouldn’t even be needed. dumb-ss. i also believe that a car is cr-p based solely on how it looks, practical or not.
“that dumb-ss above doesn’t know that subarus are known for being better than anything american. doesn’t even know that cruck is a stupid, worthless non-existant word.”
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