cruel irony
the act of using somebody’s words against them, usually when something to their great detriment is about to be inflicted upon them. usually in the form of a gloating statement.
kuzko: “okay, i admit it. maybe i wasn’t as nice as i should have been. but, yzma, do you really want to kill me?”
yzma: “just think of it as you’re being let go…that your life’s going in a different direction…that your body’s part of
a permanent outplacement.”
kronk: “hey, that’s kind of like what he said to you when you got fired.”
yzma: “i know. it’s called a cruel irony…like my dependence on you.”
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