crumbster


a man who frequents hotels and j-zzes on the robes supplied in the room.
did that crumbster really just ask for more robes sent to his room?
a person who frequently m-st-rb-t-s on hotel robes.
my crumbing is on point now that i have been a crumbster for a few years.
an individual who m-st-rb-t-s strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.
my buddy, who is a crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.

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